What vegetable is nice to everyone?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?