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Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?