Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which fly makes films?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the calf play in the school band?