What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?