Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How does a taco bless the table?
Do you have the best ceiling?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the musician arrested?
When do ghosts love to go camping?