Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the cow afraid?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call the pig that does karate?