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Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
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What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?