How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is the most faithful insect?
What game do bats excel at?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?