Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?