If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
How are teens like cats?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which state is the cleanest?
If you need help building an ark...
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?