If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?