What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?