Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How did the toad die?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?