Why do all the planets get along?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?