Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?