Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
How do fireflies start a race?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you measure a millennial?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?