Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What do you call stolen cheese?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What was the first animal in space?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the fish so smart?