What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What should you wear to a tea party?