Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How does a cow do math?
What country has the most fish?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?