Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the confused bee say?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What siblings are always sad?