What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?