Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
How do bears keep cool?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
How does NASA organize a company party?
When do astronauts eat?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?