Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
Why are maps such great therapists?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?