Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because their kids have to play inside all day.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which state is the cleanest?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the foal cough?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do fish watch TV shows?