Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How does a squid go into battle?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?