Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?