What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What are you studying in math?