Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why do two skunks argue?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
