Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How does the sun listen to music?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What bee is good for your health?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the dairy grumpy?