Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are the mountains so tired?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Do dads always snore?