Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?