What day is your mom always right?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why was the dog so popular?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?