Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is another name for a cow?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?