What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What animals make the best students?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do horses say to greet each other?