What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?