What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?