Why is a doctor always calm?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?