Why is the number 4 so smart?
It memorized the quadratic equation.
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do fairies always drink?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the foal cough?