What do you call a famous turtle?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?