What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?