What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How do amoebas make calls?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which is the worst season?