What kind of dog loves to eat?
A Chow.
Why did the professor write on the window?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a henway?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do you make antifreeze?