Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
How long do chickens work?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why did the mirror cross the road?