What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do stars go to college?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where does mist apply for a loan?