Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's the scariest letter?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why can you never find the number nine?