What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why are frogs always happy?