What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a cat's favorite song?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a henway?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which family member has tusks?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?