Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?