What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
How do fish watch TV shows?