Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What animals make the best students?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?