Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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What do you call a hike across the universe?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How much does freedom weigh?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?