Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
When does a horse talk?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?