Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?