Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
Where would you find an elephant?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?