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What day of the week do chickens hide?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are grandkids so great?