What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?