What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How is life like toilet paper?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?