What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call an exploding monkey?