What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?