What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do snowmen get information?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?