What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do fleas travel?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do cats always get what they want?