Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?