It's allergy season again?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?