Did Eve have a date with Adam?
No, just an apple.
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?