What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Are baby skunks cute?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What condiment has wings?