Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What animals make the best students?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How long will dinner be?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?