What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do horses say to greet each other?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are cars magic?
Why do librarians never make plans?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?