What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?