Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's black and white and red all over?
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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?