What did the storm say when its plans changed?
I'll take a rain check.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What birds make average students?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Did you know about April 1st?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Where do chips wear socks?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?