What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?