Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?