What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Who invented fractions?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What's the opposite of irony?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?