Why was the spider so smart?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Do dads always snore?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What shape is bad at driving?