What do elves learn in school?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?