What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Elder-berry.
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why are frogs always happy?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do horses reside?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?