What vegetables make the best music?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What horn never makes a sound?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?