What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Turns over a new leaf.
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?