What bird helps you stay dry?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What's a forklift?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the stair machines call each other?