Why did the painting win the presidential election?
It was good at canvassing.
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the beaver say to the tree?