Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What kind of bird can write?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?