What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where does laundry go to college?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?