What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What type of car do planets buy?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What is the smallest lion?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?