What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where does breakfast live?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?