Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What tea do footballers drink?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's the friendliest pen?