How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do insects learn at school?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What animals make the best students?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?