What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?