Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do amoebas make calls?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?