Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is summer always sad?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?