What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What's the opposite of irony?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why was the bee sad?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the turkey cross the road?