What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the slowest 5k?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How do you raise a baby elephant?