How do hurricanes see?
With one eye.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was the dog so popular?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?