What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a silly hill?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?