How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What animal should you never play poker with?