How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
You tell it to clock in.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where does food go to take a nap?