What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What happens when grass goes out of town?