What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?