Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How long will dinner be?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?