What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?