What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which state has the best streets?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What kind of music do planets like?