Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?