What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?