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What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How do eggs end a TV show?