Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Families are like fudge.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a Zen egg?