Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are winter days great?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the richest basketball team?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?