What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's E.T. short for?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?