What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?