What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?