Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happens when a frog's car dies?