What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?