Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How do you organize a space party?
Who is a house's favorite band?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?