What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?