Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which singer could always break a five?