What is the smallest lion?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do nosey peppers do?
How is life like toilet paper?
How does a witch play loud music?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?