Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
What's a henway?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
How long will dinner be?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do you give a sick pig?